a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
I THINK ABOUT THIS CONSTANTLY AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
|parents:||okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!|
|me:||they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now|